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🏬 Milos Market

Fat: 0 lbs (fuel for workouts). Muscle: 0 lbs.

🏋️ Workout +Speed/Muscle/Defense/Looks

📏 Stretch for Height 60 lbs Muscle · +1″ Height

💉 Steroids

No cycle active.

🎁 Crates

🏪 CosmetixxMarket

5 randomly graded title slabs, restocked from any collection every 24 hours — from all three graders, so a cut-price CCG case can sit next to an MGA 10 with its SUBGAINS showing. First come, first served -- once a slab sells, it's gone until the next rotation.

🗑️ Archived Crates

No longer purchasable — view-only odds. Titles you already own stay exactly as they are and remain tradeable.

THE OFFICIAL GRADER OF NEW MILOS CITY

The standard. $5,000–$20,000. A number, and nothing you didn't ask for. Everybody's first slab.

Three graders work this block, each with its own four grading slots — CCG, NMG, and MGA never compete with each other for space. Submit an owned title, pick who slabs it, pick how fast you want it back, and get an authoritative 1–10 grade. Graded titles can no longer be equipped, but can still be shown in your Profile's Title Showcase — and every slab now carries a permanent cert number.

🔨 Crack a Slab

Remove the grade from a graded title in your inventory, returning it to its equippable form. This cannot be undone — and the slab's cert is retired in the registry forever.

♻ Regrade a Slab

Not happy with a grade? Send the slab back through the same grader that graded it for a fresh 1–10 roll (and fresh SUBGAINS, at MGA). It takes a grading slot for the usual turnaround and costs less than cracking and resubmitting. The cert keeps its number — the regrade is recorded in its provenance. The new grade replaces the old one and can be LOWER.

🌆 New Milos City

Two more ways to make money out here — but keep your head up, this part of town isn't safe.

✅ Good Hustles

Small, steady, and mostly legal. Neutral alliance or better — Bad alliance is not welcome. Apply to one job at a time; resign to try another.

☠️ Bad Hustles

Real risk, real jail time. Bad alliance or worse required.

🕴️ Illegal Jobs

Same deal as legit work — apply to one, train up 4 skills, resign to switch. Getting caught costs you more here.

💊 Drug Dealing

💻 Bussdowns

A scam PC you've owned since day one. Pick a mark, work the chat, and land a script ending -- there's no idle payout any more, you have to actually play the conversation to get paid. Every payout raises the rig's TEMPERATURE; at 100C it overheats and shuts itself down. Temp only falls in real time while no conversation is live.

🖥️ Rig

🎯 Pick a Mark

🛒 Rig Parts Shop

💊 Sell Drugs

Sell drugs from your Inventory on the street. Risk and jail time scale with the drug and the amount.

🥷 Attempt Robbery

Rob a random person on the street. Your Speed (mostly) and Looks (a little) determine if they notice. If they fight back and win, that's a year in jail.

Prices move every 32 seconds — the same price for everyone on the server, at all times. Trading doesn't move the market, but a real headline in InvestorsChat might.

💼 Your Portfolio

Floydbucks: $0

📊 Market

💬 InvestorsChat

Live chat with other traders. Some of what you read here is true. Some of it isn't.

💬 Chat

Live chat with everyone in New Milos City.

🟢 Players Online

📖 Wiki

A quick rundown of every page and how to use it.

🛣️ Da Skreetz

Instant-payout hustles on a 10 second cooldown. Work is safe and pays $2–$10. Slut pays $5–$60 with a 30% chance of getting robbed for the same amount, and nudges your Alliance toward Bad. Crime pays $100–$1,000 with a 30% chance of landing in Jail; getting caught sends your Alliance straight to Bad (or worse) instantly, and your criminal record grows, adding a year to every future sentence (from any crime) until you pay it down with Community Service.

🏬 Milos Market

Plan-it Fitness burns weight for Speed/Defense gains — pick a Steroid cycle (Mild, Standard, or Heavy) for bigger gains at the cost of worse Roid Jail odds and longer sentences. Pete's Pies and Luke's Maxxerstore trade weight and cash for Looks; pricier items always cost more per point, never less, so there's no "cheap trap" option. Cosmetixxx sells titles and gacha crates (OPEN BETA $5,000, GOOD® Season 1 $10,000, Anima Crate $4,500, Counterfinish Crate $3,000). Max every stat to 100 to earn the PEAK CIVILIAN title. Looks speeds up job skill training, Height and Speed help you in a fight, Speed/Defense help you dodge a bust on the job, and high HP means you keep more cash when you lose a fight.

🎰 Midas Casino

Convert Floydbucks to Chips at the Cashier (Buy Max/Cash Out Max convert your whole balance in one click), then play Blackjack, Slots, or Roulette. Blackjack supports Double Down and Split on matching pairs, plus 1/2 Bet and Max Bet quick-set buttons. Slots has three machines with different min bets and payouts — Lone Slotvivor (3 reels), Zeus: King of Storms (4 reels, bigger payouts), and ELITE Slots (6 reels, up to a 10,000x jackpot). Roulette is single-player: place any mix of straight, red/black, even/odd, high/low, dozen, and column bets, and the wheel spins automatically 10 seconds after your first bet. Chips only exist in the Casino — cash back out at the Cashier when you're done.

🌆 New Milos City

Hustles splits into Good Hustles (small steady legal cash, Neutral alliance or better) and Bad Hustles (drug running, dealing, and robbery — Bad alliance required, high risk of jail). Both job tracks use a promotion ladder: as your average skill climbs, each rank has its own pay band (the floor rises faster than the ceiling, so higher ranks pay more and more consistently) plus a shorter cooldown. Reaching Supervisor/Lieutenant unlocks a job-specific perk — Milos11 knocks 20% off Pete's Pies, Pete'sza Delivery grants a permanent +2 Speed, Krogue Wrestler Gear unlocks the exclusive Wrestling Gear Store, Getaway Driver cuts your bust chance, and The Fence knocks 15% off the Gun Club. Combat is turn-based: Punch (reliable), Heavy Strike (bigger damage, can whiff), Guard (blocks most damage, can riposte), and Weapon Attack (biggest damage if you're carrying a weapon) — Height and equipped weapons/gear boost your Attack, Speed lets you dodge outright, HP protects your cash if you lose, and a win has a chance to grant a small permanent Attack or HP boost. Crime is a set of fixed-payout crimes (Shoplifting up through Grand Theft Auto) where Attack and Speed lower your odds of getting caught; getting caught here (or anywhere) snaps your Alliance straight to Bad and escalates every future sentence until you spend cash on Community Service. City Hall handles renames, marriage, and the Gun Safety Course. NMC Gun Club sells guns, ammo, melee weapons (no license needed), a shooting range, and carry licenses — you need the Gun Safety License from City Hall before you can buy a gun. Bank keeps your cash safe from robbery, lets you upgrade to hold more, and offers a credit card billed every 24 real-life hours. Morals Center lets you pick a standing stance — Accept Ricardo, Renounce Ricardo, or Invoke Neutrality — that quietly nudges your Alliance every 10 seconds, even on other pages. Milos Trading Network is the player marketplace: pick an item to list from a picker organized by category — and for titles, by crate and rarity — and once it sells the Floydbucks land in your account, the sale logs to your MTN history, and you get a notification. New Milos Penitentiary shows who's currently locked up (and for what), plus a recent-arrests history — post bail or send commissary money for their books. Coinflip lets you create a cash-wager lobby and call heads or tails; another player joins and takes the other side, then the winner takes both wagers. Milos Outlook Farms grows weed/coke plots for sale, with a real risk of confiscation or an intercepted shipment. MyCrypto Setup mines Floydcoin (FC) passively based on your rig tier, tradeable for cash at a floating price; a robbery has a small chance to drain some of your hot-wallet FC, so move some into the Cold Storage Module (upgradeable capacity) to keep it safe. Altcoins lets you mint your own rug-pull coin — whoever holds the plurality can dump the whole pool for a big payout, or offer a fair pro-rata buyout once it fully sells out. Investors Center is the stock market — see its own Wiki entry below.

📊 Investors Center

A stock market inside New Milos City with 10 tickers across five volatility tiers, from the ultra-stable UNITS the Company down to meme stocks like PORK Judaism and Luqunior Ent. Prices tick every 32 seconds and are identical for every player on the server at any instant — trading itself never moves the price. Pick a stock from the dropdown to see its sidebar (price, your holding, avg cost) and a price chart with 1H/1D/1W/1M/All timeframes; hover the chart for the exact price and time at any point. Buying and selling both carry a small stock tax (shown live as you type a quantity), with Buy Max/Sell Max for one-click full-size trades. Your Portfolio tracks every open position's live profit/loss, and the Performance Log shows your total realized + unrealized profit plus a full paginated trade history. InvestorsChat at the bottom is a separate chat room from New Milos City's main chat — real players post alongside randomly generated trader bots, and some of the bots' "news" about a ticker is real (and actually moves that stock's price) while the rest is just rumor. There's no way to tell which is which except by watching what actually happens to the price afterward.

🎒 Character

Inventory is split into Licenses, Items, and Cosmetics — Cosmetics groups your owned titles into per-crate sections (Anima Crate, Counterfinish Crate, etc.) that expand into Regular/Prestige sub-tabs, Regular sorted by rarity and Prestige by prestige level. Equipment has an 8-slot board — guns and melee weapons in the holster/open-carry/melee slots, and exclusive Wrestling Gear (from the Krogue Wrestler Gear job) in the helmet/chest/pants/feet slots for extra combat stats. Carrying a gun without the right license or permit risks arrest — check the law banner at the top of New Milos City. Melee weapons (brass knuckles, knives) need no license and carry no arrest risk. Skills shows XP bars for your current jobs, weapon skills, and drug-dealer reputation. Alignment shows exactly where you sit on the Good–Bad spectrum plus your overall level/stat progress toward PEAK CIVILIAN.

⛓️ Jail

Only reachable if you're arrested — all other pages grey out. Serve Time removes 1 year every 10 seconds. Hire Lawyer pays cash for immediate release. Doing time doesn't have to be dead time: Yard Workout is a free, repeatable Attack/Defense gain, Yard Fight is an instant-resolve scrap against another inmate for a stat boost (or a cash shakedown if you lose), and Contraband lets you smuggle in melee weapons and drugs at a markup so they're waiting in your Inventory when you're out. Repeat offenses raise your criminal record and lengthen future sentences — use Community Service (New Milos City → Crime) once you're free to pay it down. New Milos City → New Milos Penitentiary is the public side of all this: see who's currently locked up (and for what), post their bail, or send them money for their books.

📰 Updates

What's changed, most recent first.

🏆 The Collectibility Update: Three Graders, Cert Numbers, the Pop Report & the Set Registry

2026-08-20

🏥 NEW — two rival graders open up shop. New Milos Grading is no longer the only game in town. Milos Market → Grading District now hosts three counters sharing the same 4 slots: CCG (Cheap Cool Grading) at $2,000–$8,000, NMG unchanged at $5,000–$20,000, and MGA (Milos Grading Association) at $15,000–$60,000. Each one has its own slab case, its own cert series, and its own reputation.
💎 MGA rolls SUBGAINS. Every MGA slab is itemised into four component scores — Gloss, Stitching, Aura, Drip — each within 2 of the main grade. A main-grade 10 with all four subgains at 10 is a BLACK LABEL: roughly 1 in 11 MGA 10s, with its own black-and-gold case. It is the rarest thing the grading system can produce.
💰 CCG is cheap, and the market knows it. CCG slabs cost 60% less to make and are valued at half everywhere value is shown — Est. value captions and the KOLLECTOR leaderboard. They're affordable slabs to flex, not investments. MGA slabs are valued exactly the same as NMG: what a Black Label is worth is between you and whoever wants it.
🔢 NEW — every slab now has a cert number. NMG #000482, MGA #000017, CCG #000009. Printed on the slab, permanent, and independent per grader. Every slab you already own has been retroactively certified — you keep your place in line, and the oldest collections got the lowest numbers.
🏷️ NEW — First Edition. A slab graded while its crate is still active is stamped FIRST EDITION. Existing slabs were stamped on the same rule, generously: if the crate is still open today, your slab is a First Edition. Once a crate archives, nothing graded after that gets the stamp — ever.
📊 NEW — the Population Report. Grading District → Pop Report: every title, every grade, every living slab in the city, split by grader and grouped by crate. A POP 1 is the only one that exists anywhere. Cracking a slab removes it from the census permanently — which now means something.
🔍 NEW — Cert Lookup. Type any cert number to see the slab, who holds it right now, its subgains, and its full provenance — every grade, regrade, and sale it has ever been through, with prices.
♻️ Regrading is now part of a slab's story. A slab goes back to the grader that graded it (an MGA slab regrades at MGA prices with fresh subgains). The cert keeps its number and the regrade is written into its history — so a 6 that became a 10 shows exactly that. MGA regrades run $39,000/$48,000/$66,000; CCG's are a flat 2× the grading fee at $4,000/$8,000/$16,000.
🔨 Cracking is permanent, and public. Same $50,000, same result — but the cert is now retired in the registry forever and the slab leaves the population count. The confirm dialog tells you which cert number you're about to destroy.
🏦 Legacy slabs can still get subgains. Nothing graded before today has subgains recorded. Regrading an old slab at MGA is how you give it a set — and the only route a long-time collector has to a Black Label on a title they've held for months.
📚 NEW — the Set Registry. Slab every title in a crate — any grader counts, foils and prestiges count, your best copy per title is what's scored — and your set registers on a public leaderboard ranked by GPA. Permanent achievement titles: REGISTRY COLLECTOR for your first complete set, MASTER SET at GPA 8+, and PERFECT SET for an all-10 set, which nobody has and possibly nobody ever will. The registry is empty at launch. First name on the board keeps it.
🦉 One for the historians: when every existing slab was certified, the numbering ran oldest-first — and cert NMG #000001 landed on a Presidential Auto graded 10. The rarest pull in the game holds cert number one.

💰 The Economy Update: Asset Forfeiture, Batch Hustles, Foil Ascension & NMG Regrade

2026-08-13

⚖️ Asset Forfeiture — getting arrested now costs you money. Any arrest, from any source, lets the NMPD seize 15% of the Floydbucks you're carrying. Money in the Bank is untouched. Crime has never actually had a cash downside until now, and the Bank has never actually protected anything until now. Both of those are fixed in one change — bank your cash before you go do something stupid.
🔁 Batch hustles — far less clicking, exactly the same money. Every Good/Bad job skill gets a ×10 Shift button, and Work / Slut / Crime each get a ×5. Pay per action and cooldown per action are completely unchanged — it's the same grind with a tenth of the clicks. If a batch gets you busted partway through, you keep everything you earned up to that point and only pay the cooldown for the attempts you actually made.
📈 Da Skreetz rebalance. Work pays much better ($2–10 → $10–30) and Crime pays less ($100–1,000 → $80–400). Crime on the same 10s cooldown was quietly out-earning honest work by roughly 50× from minute one, which made the entire early ladder a trap. Risk and reward now point the same direction.
🌾 Milos Outlook Farms are finally worth running. Harvests now come back as full bricks instead of single units — 20 units per Weed package, 12 per Cocaine package. A maxed-out coke run costs $6,000 in prep and seeds and clears roughly $5,000 profit at full security. Farms have been a straight-up loss since launch; now the plot, the unlock grind, and the confiscation risk all actually pay for themselves.
⛏ Floydcoin mining corrected. Rig rates were compounding twice, so a fully maxed setup was printing far past anything intended. Rates are now what the machine tiers actually advertise. Upgrade costs are unchanged, and your rig, tiers, and prestige level are all untouched.
✨ NEW — Foil Ascension (Cosmetixxx). Burn 3 copies of any title + $25,000 to forge a single Foil version, with an animated shimmer that follows it everywhere your name appears. Works with every crate, including archived ones — those duplicate stacks finally have something to do. A Foil is a terminal form: it can be graded and regraded, but never prestiged, and never sold back to the store.
♻️ NEW — NMG Regrade. Send an already-graded slab back through New Milos Grading for a completely fresh roll, using the same 4 slots and the same turnaround tiers. Costs $33,000 (3hr) / $36,000 (1hr) / $42,000 (10min) — a flat 40% cheaper than cracking the slab and resubmitting it. Fair warning: the new grade replaces the old one whether it's better or worse. Your grade can go down.
🎖 Foils can be graded — a graded Foil keeps its shimmer under the slab casing and is stamped FOIL ASCENDED beneath its rarity.
🎒 Inventory tidy-up. The Cosmetics tab is now called Titles (it was only ever titles), and each crate section gains a ✨ Foil sub-tab alongside Regular and Prestige — so your Foil Krogger sits with your Krogger instead of off in its own menu. Graded Foils still live in Graded Titles with everything else you've had slabbed.

🚀 Update 4 is Live: GOOD® Relaunch, VISIONS, Milos Legends 1, Enjoying & Variety, Secumax, Balaclava Badges, Season Wipe

2026-08-06

GOOD® relaunched into its own tab with a full visual overhaul, now home to the Leems Larudo x GOOD® title crate and VISIONS — a $20,000 crate that reskins your entire game and profile theme (17 possible Visions, 3 mythic-rare; the actual reskin engine is still coming).
New Milos Legends 1 crate in Cosmetixxx ($20,000): 10 titles, 2 of them mythic at 0.05% odds.
Curios George tab added — auction coming soon, countdown to the next Friday drop.
Enjoying: a new PVP action (Looks + Attack based) that locks the victim out for 1 minute and announces it in New Milos Chat. Builds Variety on both sides — rack up enough and you're auto-fired, treated as Dirty Bad, locked out of buying cosmetics, or hit with a 1-day timeout at 100%. Type "chill" in chat to bump your own Variety +1%, or renounce it at the Morals Center.
Secumax is back: a daily subscription (Basic $10k, Plus $50k, Max $90k) that shields you from Robbery, Enjoyment, and Sliming, with Max auto-countersliming whoever tries you. Status shown right in the sidebar.
Balaclava Badges: a new cosmetic slot that renders before your title everywhere your name shows. Buy the $960 crate for a guaranteed Bronze, then rank it up (Bronze → Silver → Gold → Platinum → Master → Grandmaster → a Gem of your choice → collect all 3 Gems for the UNITS Balaclava).
Morals Center stance changes now cost $5,000 (Step Back stays free); Good Hustle jobs got another +20% pay bump.
Anima, Counterfinish, and RED vs. BLUE crates are now archived — view-only odds, no longer purchasable. Titles you already own are unaffected and stay tradeable.
Season Wipe: inventory cleared except crate-won and Graded Titles; all earned/purchased titles removed; Farms/Crypto/Altcoins/job progress reset; cash converted down at a 100,000:1,000 ratio.
The Combat rework and Krogzillian Tickets are still to come. Learn More →

🇺🇸 PLEDGE YOUR ALLEGIANCE: RED vs. BLUE Crate

2026-07-27

A new featured banner in Cosmetixxx with two fully independent crate pools — OPEN RED and OPEN BLUE ($20,000/spin each, multi-open supported) — sitting above every other crate.
Blank-badge mystery pulls, same convention as the Anima Crate. Land either side's 5% Presidential Rare (Donald Trump Fist Up / Dark Brandon) and your name recolors everywhere in a glowing Xanh Mono font.
LIMITED: only 1,000 of each crate will ever be opened, server-wide — a live counter in the banner tracks what's left. Learn More →

👤 Player Profiles

2026-07-27

Added a Profile tab: a banner (any owned title's art, independently swappable from whatever title you actually have equipped), a status you can set, your Level/Alliance, Floydbucks/Floydcoin wallet, a portfolio snapshot, and a Title Showcase of up to 4 pinned titles with their "how" description.
Every profile has a Wall — anyone can drop a comment, but only the profile's owner can delete what's posted on it. Paginated.
Hovering a name in Players Online now shows a richer preview card: their banner, alliance, and one-click Profile/Pay/Rob/Slime/Fight buttons, instead of just height and weight.

🌿 Milos Outlook Farms: Plant Multiple Packages

2026-07-27

Plots now take a quantity when you plant — up to 4 packages of a drug per grow cycle, seed cost scaling with how many you plant.
Harvesting a clean run now pays out in actual drug packages added to your Inventory (sell them yourself on the street) instead of an automatic cash sale.
A confiscation still busts the whole run, and an intercepted in-transit shipment now hands the attacker the packages themselves rather than cash.

💻 MyCrypto Machine Ladder, Admin Balances, Log Overhaul

2026-07-24

MyCrypto Setup now has 10 named machines to climb, from the free MyShitter900 up to the UNT Prototype Quantum Miner — each one still upgraded with its own RAM/CPU/GPU tracks, and maxing all three unlocks a button to buy the next machine (which resets the tracks). Each machine's upgrade costs and mining rates run 50% higher than the one before it.
Added Prestige: once your RAM/CPU/GPU are all maxed on the last machine, Prestige resets you back to the MyShitter900 but permanently boosts your mining rate 50% and doubles every upgrade cost — stacking with every repeat Prestige.
As an apology for the earlier misfire on this feature, every existing account got a free +1 tier on RAM, CPU, and GPU.
The MyCrypto Setup header now shows your current machine's name and FC/hr rate at a glance, and the old "your free rig" blurb is gone.
Added an admin-only View All Balances modal to both Bank and MyCrypto Setup, listing every player's bank tier/balance/pocket cash or Floydcoin hot wallet/cold storage/total.
Every page's activity log now sits right under its tabs instead of the bottom of the page, and only shows the latest entry.

📋 Report Tab, Floydcoin Cold Storage, Robbery Nerf

2026-07-24

Added a Report tab: submit a Bug Report, Wipe Report, or Suggestion straight to the dev. Reports are visible to the admin account via a paginated, filterable View Logs button.
Added a Floydcoin Cold Storage Module under MyCrypto Setup: an offline vault (10 FC base capacity, upgradeable for cash) that's completely safe from the robbery wallet-drain below — deposit FC there to protect it, withdraw it back to your hot wallet whenever you need to spend or sell it.
Floydcoin robbery drain nerfed ~90%: the wallet-drain from a successful NMC robbery now takes 1–3% of the victim's FC balance (was 10–30%), hard-capped at 3 FC per robbery no matter how large the balance.

📬 MTN Sale Notifications & Create Listing Redesign

2026-07-24

Selling something on the Milos Trading Network now notifies you the moment it sells — the notification bell badges up and shows who bought what for how much, right alongside your payment notifications.
Create Listing's item picker is no longer a flat dropdown: it's organized into category sub-tabs (Titles, Guns, Melee, Ammo, Gear, Drugs), and Titles further group by crate with each crate sorted by rarity — only categories you actually own something in show up.
Grand Theft Auto nerfed: payout down from $3,200–$4,800 to $1,800–$2,000, jail sentence down from 10 to 6 years if caught.

📊 Investors Center: Stock Market & InvestorsChat

2026-07-24

Added the Investors Center tab (New Milos City): 10 tickers across five volatility tiers, from the ultra-stable UNITS the Company down to meme stocks like PORK Judaism and Luqunior Ent. Prices tick every 32 seconds and are identical for every player on the server at any instant — trading itself never moves the price.
Buy/Sell a stock with a live "stock tax" preview (the buy/sell spread) shown as you type a quantity, plus one-click Buy Max/Sell Max.
Portfolio tracks average cost and live profit/loss per holding; a Performance Log modal shows realized, unrealized, and total profit plus a paginated full trade history.
Each stock has its own price chart (line/area, no candlesticks) with 1H/1D/1W/1M/All timeframes, a hover tooltip showing the exact price and time at any point, and axis legends.
InvestorsChat is a separate live chat from New Milos City's main chat — real players post alongside randomly generated trader bots. Some bot "news" about a ticker is real and actually moves that stock's price; the rest is pure rumor with no effect, and you can't tell which from the text alone.

🎰 Casino Overhaul: Roulette, Blackjack Double/Split, Three Slot Machines

2026-07-24

Removed the multiplayer Blackjack/Roulette tables and replaced them with single-player Roulette: straight, red/black, even/odd, high/low, dozen, and column bets, with a 10-second auto-timer that starts on your first bet instead of a manual spin button.
Blackjack now supports Double Down and Split on matching-value pairs, plus 1/2 Bet and Max Bet quick-set buttons.
Slots split into three machines: Lone Slotvivor (3 reels, 10 min bet), Zeus: King of Storms (4 reels, 100 min bet, bigger payouts), and ELITE Slots (6 reels, 10,000 min bet, up to a 10,000x jackpot).
Cashier gained Buy Max/Cash Out Max buttons to convert your whole balance in one click.

🎖️ Cosmetics Tab Reorganized by Crate

2026-07-24

The Cosmetics tab now groups owned titles into per-crate sections that expand into Regular/Prestige sub-tabs — Regular sorted by rarity, Prestige sorted by prestige level — instead of one long flat list.

🌿 New Crates & Drugs & Rugs Economy

2026-07-22

Two new Cosmetixxx crates: Anima Crate ($4,500, anime-pull gacha with hidden item names and a rainbow-name Mega Hyper Rare) and Counterfinish Crate ($3,000, skins/finishes with a gem-colored cursive-name Hyper Gem perk). Learn More →
OPEN BETA and GOOD® Season 1 crates are now archived — view-only odds in Cosmetixxx, no longer purchasable. Titles you already own are unaffected and stay tradeable.
Drugs & Rugs economy: Milos Outlook Farms (weed/coke plots with a real confiscation and shipment-interception risk), Floydcoin crypto rigs, and Altcoins — mintable rug-pull coins where the majority holder can dump for a huge payout, or cash everyone out fairly at full sellout. Learn More →
Crime pay down 20%, Good Hustle pay up 10%. Jail now actually blocks Work/Slut/Crime instead of letting them slip through. Added expensive Body Armor at the NMC Gun Club, consumed after your next duel.

⚖️ Balance & UI Pass

2026-07-15

Character panel is now always visible on the right side of every page except New Milos City (which keeps that space for Players Online) — no more switching pages to check your Inventory, Equipment, Skills, or Alignment.
Alignment rebalance: repeat Bad Job and PvP Robbery busts now escalate your sentence the same way Crime already did, instead of resetting every time. In exchange, Good-track players who reach Regional Manager and keep their alliance actually Good (not just Neutral) now earn a permanent 👔 CEO Bonus: +60% Good Hustle pay.
Luke's Maxxerstore items are now one-time purchases (you don't get a second Jawline Filler) — closes a loophole where re-buying a cheap item repeatedly could out-value a pricier one for less money.
Looks training bonus reworked: the training-speed bonus from Looks now starts at 0% at your starting stat instead of handing new characters roughly +38% before they've invested a cent — same diminishing-returns curve, same cap at 100 Looks, just re-based on actual investment.
Sell Drugs now shows your odds of getting caught before you commit, same as Crime and Bad Jobs already did.
Contraband overhaul: smuggling markup lowered from 1.75x to 1.2x, and melee weapons bought as contraband now grant a real one-time Attack bonus on your very next Yard Fight instead of just sitting in your Inventory until release.

🏆 Leaderboard

2026-07-14

Added a Leaderboard tab with three rankings: Looks, Money (net worth: cash + bank + chips, minus any credit owed), and Level. The #1 player in each category is checked once a day and automatically awarded a real title — LOOKSMAXXER (Looks), HIGHEST NET WORTH (Money), and HIGHEST LEVEL (Level) — equipped straight to their profile. Lose the lead and the title is taken back automatically the next time the leaderboard refreshes.

🔔 Notifications Bell

2026-07-14

Added a notification bell to the top bar, next to Admin. It shows a red badge whenever you've received a payment from another player, and clicking it opens a dropdown with your recent payment history (who paid you, how much, and when).

🎲 Real Multiplayer: Casino Tables, PvP, and Coinflip

2026-07-14

Added real multiplayer Blackjack and Roulette tables under Midas Casino → Tables: up to 5 real players seated together against one shared CPU dealer/wheel, with a rolling 30-second timer before each round starts. Blackjack deals every seated bettor their own hand against the same dealer draw; Roulette supports straight, red/black, even/odd, and high/low bets.
Added Coinflip (New Milos City → Coinflip): create a lobby with a cash wager and a called side, another player joins and takes the other side automatically, a flip animation plays, and the winner takes both wagers.
Clicking another player in the Players Online list now opens a menu with Pay, Rob, and Fight: Pay sends cash directly, Rob is a real player-vs-player version of the street robbery mechanic (same odds and jail risk, but against a real target), and Fight starts a real turn-based duel using the same combat system as street fights, just against another player instead of an NPC.
Players Online is now scoped to New Milos City specifically — it only shows players actively viewing that tab right now, not just anyone with the app open somewhere else.

🔒 New Milos Penitentiary & Yard Time

2026-07-13

Added the New Milos Penitentiary tab in New Milos City: see everyone currently jailed (crime + time remaining), a recent-arrests history feed, and pay bail or send commissary money.
Jail is no longer dead time — added Yard Workout (free Attack/Defense gains), Yard Fight (instant-resolve scrap vs. an inmate for a stat boost or a cash shakedown), and a Contraband black market for smuggling in melee weapons and drugs at a markup.

🎨 Visual overhaul

2026-07-13

New font pairing (Bebas Neue headers, Inter body text), more breathing room throughout, and pill-style tabs across every section.
Emoji icons added to nav, tabs, section headers, and item/job/NPC names to serve as lightweight art.
Fixed hustle cards with uneven description lengths so their buttons line up flush across a row.
Widened New Milos City's layout so it isn't squished on larger screens.

📈 Milos Trading Network

2026-07-13

Added the player marketplace: list items from your Inventory for sale, buy other listings, and track it all in your MTN history. Built as its own module (js/mtn.js) so it can be ported to a real multiplayer backend later.

⚖️ Economy & systems pass

2026-07-13

Getting caught for any crime now snaps your Alliance straight to Bad (or worse) instantly, instead of a gradual nudge.
Added the Morals Center of NMC: pick a standing stance (Accept Ricardo, Renounce Ricardo, Invoke Neutrality) that nudges your Alliance every 10 seconds, even on other pages.
GOOD® Season 1 crate price raised from $5,000 to $10,000.
Rebalanced Milos Market pricing (Luke's Maxxerstore, Pete's Pies) so a pricier item is never a worse per-unit deal than a cheaper one.
Added Steroid cycles (Mild/Standard/Heavy) with tiered risk/reward, replacing the old on-off toggle.
Reworked Combat into a turn-based system: Punch, Heavy Strike, Guard, and Weapon Attack, with bigger payouts and a chance to earn a permanent stat boost on a win.
Added a Character tab (renamed from Inventory) with new Skills (XP bars) and Alignment (spectrum + journey progress) views.
Fixed the Looks → job training-speed bonus, which was being silently rounded away at low-to-mid Looks.
Overhauled job promotions with real per-rank pay bands and job-specific perks — including an exclusive Wrestling Gear Store for the Krogue Wrestler Gear job.

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🎮 ANIMA 2 CRATE

💖 WAIFU CRATE

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✨ Foil Ascension

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📊 Population Report

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📇 Set Registry

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🌐 VISIONS

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🎰 Midas Casino

🪙 Buy Chips

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🌆 New Milos City

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🕴️ Illegal Jobs

💊 Drug Dealing

💻 Bussdowns

🖥️ Rig

🎯 Pick a Mark

🛒 Rig Parts Shop

💊 Sell Drugs

🥷 Attempt Robbery

🙂 You

Enemy

📝 Change Name

💍 Marriage

🎓 Gun Safety Course

🔫 9mm Pistols

🎯 5.56 Rifles

🔪 Melee Weapons

🦺 Body Armor

📦 Ammo

🎯 Select a Weapon

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🏦 Beginner Account

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🔒 Currently Jailed

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🪙 Create Lobby

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🔒 Security

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🖥️ Mining Rig

💰 Wallet

🧊 Floydcoin Cold Storage Module

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