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🌿 Drugs & Rugs 💸

Grow it, ship it, sell it — or mint it, hype it, and rug the whole table. This update brings a real passive-income underworld to Milos: weed & coke farms, a live crypto rig, and player-minted altcoins with a built-in betrayal mechanic. Plus a full balance pass, two bug fixes, and body armor for the duel scene.

⚖️ Balance & Fixes

The game's been a little too generous. A few numbers are moving, and two long-standing bugs are getting squashed.
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Crime Pay −20%

Street crime payouts are coming down across the board. Tiered crimes (Shoplifting → Grand Theft Auto) all take the cut.

Nerf
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Good Hustle Pay +10%

Playing it straight pays a little better now — an incentive to stay on the Good side of the ladder.

Buff
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Looks — Under Review

Looks training already got a full curve rework last patch. If it's still too easy, expect another tightening pass.

Watching
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Jail Now Actually Stops You

Work, Slut, and Crime could previously slip through while incarcerated. Not anymore — the jailhouse door is finally locked.

Bug Fix
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Bail Race Condition

Posting bail while your sentence was still "processing" could fail to land. Root-caused and fixed.

Bug Fix
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Crates Archived

Open Beta & GOOD® Season 1 crates move to a view-only Archived Crates tab — owned titles stay yours, no new pulls.

Change

🛡️ Body Armor NEW

A serious investment for a serious duelist. Now stocked at NMC Gun Club.
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Equip it before a duel and it soaks up the damage that would've been yours — but it's a one-time deal. The armor is consumed the moment your next PvP duel wraps up, win or lose. Priced to sit alongside the top-tier guns at NMC, not the cheap stuff.

🌾 Milos Outlook Farms NEW

Passive income, if you're patient — and willing to gamble that nobody finds your plot.
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Till. Plant. Ship. Repeat.

Unlocked once you've cleared a drug dealer's sell-through 10x over
Plot + seeds required

Buy a plot, till the ground, water it, fertilize it, and plant weed or (once unlocked) coke seeds. Walk away, come back, collect. Every grow runs through three stages before it pays out:

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1 hour
Grow
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5 min
Prepare & Package
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1 hour
Ship to Distributor
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10x payout
Sold
10x
Street-Sale Payout
30% → 5%
Confiscation Risk (upgradeable)
1hr window
Shipment Interception Risk
⚠️ Confiscation risk is revealed at planting time — you know the odds before you commit. And while your shipment's in transit, anyone who successfully robs you in NMC has a small, speed-dependent chance to sniff out your plot's location and jack the whole shipment. Nothing about this is a guaranteed payday.

📈 Floydcoin NEW

Milos's own crypto. Mine it passively, upgrade your rig, or get robbed for it.
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MyCrypto Setup

A new tab at NMC — everyone starts mining for free
🪙 $10,000 FC / floydcoin — starting price

Your cheap bastard Uncle Lou never gave you a dime while he was alive — but he left you the one thing he actually loved: his ancient, wheezing "MyShitter900" mining rig, held together with duct tape and spite. It's yours now, no purchase required, and somehow it still mines 0.05 FC/day. Rest in peace, Uncle Lou. From there, it's a straight upgrade grind:

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RAM Tier

Faster accrual, cheapest upgrade line

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CPU Tier

Mid-tier output boost

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GPU Tier

The real mining horsepower

⚠️ Getting robbed in NMC carries a small, speed-dependent chance the robber also drains some FC straight out of your wallet. Keep your speed up if you're stacking coin.

🎢 Altcoins NEW

Mint your own coin. Pump it. Then decide: cash out fair, or rug everyone who trusted you.
🚨 High risk of betrayal — proceed with eyes open
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Mint Your Own Altcoin

One at a time, name it whatever you want
10 FC mint

Any player can mint an altcoin for 10 FC, creating a 1,000-coin total supply under a custom name of your choosing. From there, the market decides what it's worth.

Coin price as supply sells out0.10 FC0.15 FC
🟢 Early buy-in🟡 Mid-run🔴 Full sellout

Anyone can see how many coins are left in a run. Nobody — not even the minter — can see who else holds coins or what they paid. Whoever holds the largest stake at any moment controls the coin's fate:

💥 Rug It

Dump your holding at any time (or the instant the coin fully sells out) and the price craters to ~5–10% of its peak. Everyone still holding eats the loss. You walk away with the whole pool.

🤝 Full Buyout

Only available right at 1,000/1,000 sold — liquidate the entire coin back to Floydcoin and pay every holder pro-rata at the final price. The honest ending. Nobody gets left holding the bag.

📊 Worked Example — "KroogCoin"

Minted for 10 FC. Owner immediately buys 501 of the 1,000 coins at mint. The other 499 sell out to the rest of the server.

🤝 Plays It Fair
+2.5 FC
~4% return on his stake — sells his own position at the normal declining-price curve
💥 Rugs Everyone
+58.6 FC
~88% return — ~23x bigger payday than playing fair, at the direct expense of the other 499-coin holders
⚠️ The math will (almost) always tempt you to rug. That's the point. Buy into someone else's coin knowing exactly what you're signing up for.
🌿💸 DRUGS & RUGS drops soon — start stacking Floydcoin now, the early rigs get the cheapest upgrades.