📰 Update — Page 4
What's coming next — teaser only, none of this is live yet.
🛠️ Next Update
- You will now pay for Morals — changing your stance at the Morals Center is no longer free.
- Good Hustle jobs buffed +20%, again.
🎖️ Badges — New Cosmetic Slot
A second cosmetic slot alongside titles — shows before your title everywhere your name renders.
Equip Title, Badge, or Both
You'll be able to equip a Title, a Badge, or one of each at the same time. The Switch Title chevron gets a matching dropdown for badge combos, so you can mix and match instead of picking just one.
Example — Badge always renders first:
$MILLION$
John Doe
😏 Enjoyment — New Milos City Rework
PVP Fighting → Combat (reworked)
Player-vs-player fighting is moving out of its current spot into its own Combat section for a full rework — thinking something in the neighborhood of a rock-paper-scissors style exchange instead of the current flow.
Robbery gets a lot more visible
Robbing someone will show a clear result modal — the robber sees exactly how much they gained, and the victim gets their own modal showing exactly how much they lost.
Anti-Rob is back: SECUMAX
SECUMAX returns as a subscription-based robbery/enjoyment/sliming shield — full tiers below.
🌈 Enjoying & Variety
Variety and Enjoying are two new subtraits coming to New Milos City.
Enjoying
Pins your victim to the ground and dominates them — success is based on your Looks and Attack. The victim gets the same timeout screen as Sliming, but for just 1 minute, and it's announced for everyone in New Milos Chat:
"I'm {enjoyed_user} and I just got enjoyed by {enjoyer_user}, I couldn't do a THING!"
Victim: +20% Variety. The one doing the enjoying: +5% Variety.
Chill in Chat
Typing "chill" in chat automatically bumps your Variety by +1%.
Lowering Variety
You can renounce Variety at the Morals Center to bring your percentage back down.
⚠️ Dangers of Variety
Enjoying is a great humiliation tool — but racking up Variety yourself comes with real consequences. Your Alliance changes as it climbs.
- 20% debuff on all money-related jobs (except Slut)
- Immediately fired from your job until Variety comes back down
- 50% debuff on all money-related jobs (except Slut)
- Treated permanently as Dirty Bad until Variety is lowered
- 90% debuff on all money-related jobs (except Slut)
- Unable to buy cosmetics
- 100% debuff on all money-related jobs (except Slut)
- 1-day Variety timeout, with a chat announcement
🛡️ Secumax
Subscription protection against Robbery, Enjoyment, and Sliming — billed daily.
Secumax Basic
$10,000/day- Stops 5 Robberies
- Stops 5 Enjoyment attempts
"{Attempter} just tried to {Rob/Enjoy} {User} and we stopped it. Get Secumax today."
Secumax Plus
$50,000/day- Stops 1 Sliming
- Stops unlimited Robberies and Enjoyment attempts
SecuMaximum
$90,000/day- Unlimited Sliming / Robbery / Enjoyment protection
- Countersliming — automatically slimes the attempter right back
📦 Crates — Badges
Balaclava Badge Crate $960
100% guaranteed Bronze Balaclava Badge. A full prestige chain upgrades it through every rank:
Once you hit Grandmaster, trade it in for a GEM Balaclava: Ruby (red), Sapphire (blue), or Emerald (green). Collect all three Gem Balaclavas and trade up one final time for the UNITS Balaclava (yellow).
All 10 badge states:
Bronze
SilverGold
Platinum
Master
Grandmaster
Ruby
Sapphire
Emerald
UNITSLeems Larudo x GOOD® $50,000
A direct collab badge between Leems Larudo and GOOD®.
Good Sky Common
CommonSky Registered
CommonG Registered
CommonHappy
CommonRegistered Sky Alt
UncommonHappy Alt
UncommonGood Registered Alt
RareGood Typeface
RareImpossible
Mythic — 0.05%GOOD® Special Font
Mythic — 0.05%MILOS Legends $20,000
A full roster crate of New Milos City's most recognizable characters:
Connie the Boytoy
CommonELITE Unit
CommonMr. Serious
CommonThe Otaku
CommonPile'it the Pilot
CommonKhylil Draine
UncommonHawken Runquist
UncommonSuperjail Warden
UncommonSpecial Unit
Mythic — 0.05%Krogger
Mythic — 0.05%🧹 Wipe
Krogzillian Tickets
$100,000 converts into a $1,000 Krogzillian Ticket that survives the wipe and gets redeemed after — so the grinders keep at least something for the next go-around.
🗿 Curios George
A new Curios tab for expensive, one-of-a-kind flex items you can post straight into chat. Every week, one item goes up for auction for 5 days.
Hawk's Dox
Week 1 auction item
Specimen Jar: 001N1K-Q
"nick q's nuts" — Week 2 auction item
Specimen Jar: SAMPLE: UNITS001 Plasticine
Week 3 auction item
GOOD®
THE PENULTIMATE SHOPPING EXPERIENCE
GOOD® Titles now live here — this is their new permanent home.
GOOD® Season 2 is coming — a huge new crate.
VISIONS — a very expensive second crate $20,000 that changes the theme of your entire game AND the theme of your profile.
VISIONS Odds
Each Vision's icon shows both of its signature colors at once, split diagonally — same idea as Destiny 2's shader icons.
GOODTRIX
Darkmode + blue text, Matrix-style fontPandora's Box
CS2 Pandora's Box gloves colorwaySLATE
Clean darkmodeNeon Nights
Hot pink + cyan cyberpunkCrimson Tide
Deep red / maroonObsidian Gold
Black + gold luxuryArctic Frost
Icy blue & whiteCopper Rust
Industrial copper / orangeToxic Waste
Radioactive green / yellowDeep Sea
Navy / tealRose Gold
Pink-gold metallicCotton Candy
Blue / pink pastelForest Moss
Muted green / brownSandstorm
Tan / desertSteel Blue
Simple corporate blue-grayBlush
Soft pink pastelCharcoal
Plain gray-blackVISIONS Preview — John Doe's Profile
All of THIS changes — sidebar, header, character panel, the whole app shell, not just the profile page. Banner shown here is an actual owned cosmetic: the Joe Biden Auto title.
Vision: GOODTRIX
🎒 CHARACTER
Inventory Equipment Skills AlignmentAlso reskinned: Players Online hover card
Vision: Pandora's Box
🎒 CHARACTER
Inventory Equipment Skills AlignmentAlso reskinned: Players Online hover card
Vision: SLATE
🎒 CHARACTER
Inventory Equipment Skills AlignmentAlso reskinned: Players Online hover card
None of the above is live yet — teaser only. Numbers, odds, and names are subject to change before release.